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RocketShIpPeRs
What The Heck Is A RocketShipper You Ask? |
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Eew, sorry to butt in. Procede with what you were doing.
See, that is not the regular "I'm extremely terrified, hold me" scam. That is affection. See, its obvious, that James and Jesse have affection, but won't admit it. Its true.
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Sceptical?
Remember all those times TeamRocket broke up? How sad they all were? And then how happy all three of them were when they started the Team again?
Many people think James well, lets just say, just doesn't like girls. Well, if you watch Pokemon, the television series, you'd know that in 'The School of Hard Knocks' episode, and 'The Ghost of Maiden's Peak, that infact James does like girls, well, he is seventeen you know.Have you heard Misty's Song?
Well, if you replace Misty with Jesse, then their you go. If you haven't heard it, here's what its about: See, the song goes,"...I wanna tell you what I'm feelin' but I don't know how to start; I wanna tell you what I'm feelin' but now I'm afraid that you might break my heart..."
Well, its incredibly sappy, and I get sick every time I hear it. |
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Still Sceptical?
Have you seen the episode when Ash gets his first Orange Island League badge? You know his SeaRuby badge? Well, Misty immedietly likes Danny. But, when Ash and Misty pick on each other, Danny says:
"...Whats that saying? You always hurt the one you love!".
Well, does Jesse hitting James repeatedly about a zillion times a episode ring a bell? |
See, there, Jesse is hitting James--->
If your not convinced by now, you must be related to Ash, and well, Ash has no brain... |
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Crossdress
Many people think James doesn't like girls, because he cross-dresses. Well, I can't explain that one, but, if you know the answer, email us. |
Get to the Point!
Alright! Alright! Calm down. I'm getting to the point. The point is, Jesse and James have affection, yet show it in very odd ways. If they have affection, then, the rest is a no-brainer.
Get hitched! But, anyways, it also kind of bad for Pokemon. See, Misty and Ash have affection, Brock has affection for almost every girl he sees, although, the girls don't feel the same way, then, there was Bulbasaur and Gloom(?). But, Misty has already admited she has affection: "...Ash will never really be alone, because, he has, me." From Pokemon: The Movie 2000. Well, next on the list: Jesse and James.
It took me about a half an hour to type this, so you better be convinced by now. |
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